The Grand Quest for the Internet

Once upon a time there was a lovely young family. They had just moved into a new house and needed to find a way to access the internet. You see, many things must be done on the internet. Paying bills, keeping track of finances, staying in touch with family. But most importantly, Steadfast Breadwinner had to be able to learn where and when his services were required. Loving Mother did some research and decided that Digis had the best prices but was not completely reliable, and steadfast breadwinner didn't want holes in his roof. Qwest broadband was not available. Comcast was the next best thing. She called to set up service, but, alas, it wasn't available yet. What were they to do? After some deep soul-searching they decided they could live with net zero dial up until Comcast became available in a month.
Loving Mother called Qwest to get a phone line to the house. A week later it was installed. Loving Mother dug out the long phone cord (the phone jack was across the room) and strung it over the cupboards to the computer. She excitedly plugged it in and waited for the computer to help her access Internet Service Providers.  Finally, they would gain access to the internet. The children were going through withdrawls! Nothing happened. NOOO! She called Net Zero to get a CD sent. It would take a week! Another week without access!
Finally the disc came in the mail. Loving mother rushed to the computer to install the program. She was relieved to have contact with the outside world again. It installed and tried to access the internet. But, no, there was a problem with the modem... there was no modem. Devastated, Loving Mother called her father for help. Is it possible she bought a computer without a modem? Where would she get one? Would it cost a fortune? Then, she had an epiphany. "I have a modem in my old computer!", she thought. Could she put the old modem int he new computer??? Yes, it was possible!
Alas, she was afraid to try. It involved taking apart and putting back together two computers. She did not have the skills required. But, wait! She could use the old computer instead! She dragged the dinosaur up from the basement and plugged it in. She had to use the keyboard and monitor from the new computer to make it work. Install the program, wait, wait, wait... yes! It worked! Loving Mother gained access to the internet! Unfortunately, now there are computers all over the kitchen. Ah, the price we pay.
Now the next question is, can they stand to use the unbelievably slow dial-up for the next month? We shall see. It only took Loving Mother an hour and a half to check email, the bank, and read a few blogs.